આજનો સુવિચાર:- જ્ઞાન અને સત્તાની સાથોસાથ નમ્રતા અને વિનય પણ વધવા જોઈએ.
Sardar: 13th October
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, “Gandi was a great man, but I don ‘ t know who is Jayanthi.Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That ‘ s an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White
Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay ..
While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay .. Bombay ”
Air hostess said: “B silent.”
Sardar: “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay”
Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?”
Sardar: “All are born on government holidays…!!!
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
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