હસતા રહો

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[મુંબઈથી નીતાબેન કોટેચાએ આ જોક્સ મોકલવા બદલ આભાર.]
 
 
Interviewer: what is your birth date? 
Sardar: 13th October 
Which year? 
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
 
 After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, 
Do I look like a foreigner? 
Wife: No! Why? 
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? 
 
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar: 
Any great man born in this village??? 
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! 
 

 Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi 
So Sardar writes, “Gandi was a great man, but I don ‘ t know who is Jayanthi.
Sardar: My mobile bill how much? 
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status 
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. 

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.. 
Friend: How do u know? 
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new


Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife! 
Sardar: Wow!!! That ‘ s an unbelievable exchange offer!!! 

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world? 
Sardar: ZEBRA 
Teacher: How? 
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White 

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company. 
Manager: Do U know MS Office? 
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir. 

Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. 
While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay .. Bombay ” 
Air hostess said: “B silent.” 
Sardar: “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay”

Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?” 
Sardar: “All are born on government holidays…!!! 

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? 
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire 
and how will you escape? 
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! 

Manager asked sardar at an interview. 
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? 
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

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